I can't do anything athletic without injuring myself. And by "athletic", I mean "tossing a football back and forth for five minutes".
Beautiful spring day - the sun is shining, birds are chirping, children everywhere are buying drugs on the corner - so Dave (a coworker) and I decide to go out back to "toss a few" and let off a little steam. Well, he decides... I wonder how to accomplish this without busting my ass in my brand new chunky sandals.
I did manage to stay on my feet.... I even had a couple of "Nice Throw"'s (implied: for a girl). However, on about my eigth catch the ball went straight into my fingertips and jammed my favorite finger, the middle one. It's been about two hours and I can finally type without grimacing.
I guess it could've been worse. My Indian name isn't "Bone Like Bird" for nothing.